If Rick's more of a lover than a thinker, who can blame him? Since he's the son of Brooke and Eric, two of passion's favorite playthings, he was born to lead with his heart and hope his head can catch up eventually.

In fact, practically since the young Adonis was old enough to sleep without a nightlight, he's been hitting the sheets with girls his mom hates (to put it mildly). Which was more disturbing -- the time he lost his virginity to his gold-digging babysitter (then married her, repeatedly!) or his relationship with sometime step-dad Ridge's on-again/off-again wife, Taylor? Brooke will always tell you, "Whatever he's doing now, THAT'S the worst!"

At least, that's what she'd answer after someone fetched her the smelling salts.

But in all seriousness, Brooke should stock up on sedatives. Since Rick's forever riding to the rescue of damsels in distress, there'll always be a line outside his bedroom door.