The good folks of Llanview, PA, really put the fun in "dysfunctional" on One Life to Live. Multiple Emmy winner Erika Slezak portrays the town matriarch, Viki Lord Davidson, who's constantly at odds with longtime nemesis Dorian (Robin Strasser). Baby-switching, multiple personalities, and strong family ties are all the name of the game on OLTL.
Recap by Jaime Leon Lin-Yu
In a Word: Ford wants full immunity. Blair/Elijah and Dorian/David decide to have a double wedding. Jessica schedules a paternity test.
The Action: James wakes up to find his brother gone. He leaves a voicemail for Ford and spends some time pining over Starr by fondling the bullet that was shot accidentally by Starr. He actually made it into a necklace! So weird!
So where is Ford? At the police station. Ford belligerently refuses to talk unless he has a lawyer. John smirks; OK, you want a lawyer? How about he calls Elijah? When Ford remains silent, John nods. He thought so. John threatens to call Elijah unless Ford cooperates. He leaves the interrogation room to give Ford some time to think and bumps into Natalie in the hall, causing her to drop her paperwork. John asks what Natalie is working on, but Natalie can't tell him that she's piecing together the documents that Kelly stole from Elijah's hotel suite as a favor for Rex. So she gets cutesy instead, which John sees through, but doesn't have time to question.