That's it. Get us some anti-depressants, stat. One of the greatest tragedies of 2008 occurred last night when Susan Lucci was voted off "Dancing with the Stars!" We're upset -- and mildly ticked off!
But you know what? We're going to rise above it. We're going to be classy, and not throw things like those episodes of Maury Povich where the bratty kids get sent to military camp or someone's DNA proves they are a baby daddy. We owe that to Susan, who handled her exit last night with her signature class and grace. You could tell everyone was sad to see her go because they kept giving her hugs. How hot was it, though, when Samantha Harris was asking her exit questions, and Lucci grabbed the mike and said her (very sweet) thank yous and goodbyes. That was some Erica Kane action!
Who caught Susan on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last night? Labeled the "first casualty of the Obama administration," Susan was looking good in this beige dress. She joked with Jimmy and told him that she wants Erica Kane to dance, if only so she can wear more sparkles and glittery things. When asked which judge she'd like to punch in the face, she jokingly replied that she'd probably like to smack around Carrie Ann -- but thanked the show's lone female judge for motivating her to try and do better.
Huge round of applause to Susan for making it to the Top 7 -- no easy feat when you've never danced before and you're holding down a full time job on the other side of the country. Also, she worked those outfits.
We're too depressed now, so we need to go watch "Models, Inc" clips to get our strength back. Seriously, it's like vampires sucking on virgin blood for us.
What did you think of Lucci's exit?