Tuc Watkins, man of our dreams, is coming back to Llanview as the infamous David Vickers this summer for a storyline we're just dying to see unfurl. We're having a hard time waiting for his imminent return and with "Desperate Housewives" in repeats, well, we've been seriously jonesing for some hot, hilarious Tuc Watkins. You can imagine our delight when we discovered he's starring in a new comedy video for the popular "Funny or Die" website.

Tuc sends up primetime procedurals that star "quirky" detectives like "Monk," "The Mentalist," and "Lie to Me." In the video, Tuc plays "The Sentimentalist" -- a deeply emotional detective who can't separate his feelings from his duties. It's really funny and worth a look-see.

You can check it out here but be forewarned, there is some adult language for those of you with delicate constitutions.

Let the countdown to David Vickers' return commence!

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