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Things in Llanview are about to get a whole lot wackier. Cain Rogan (Christopher Cousins), con man and master of disguises, returns to the show tomorrow (Friday October, 10). Why? Duh, to cause trouble and try to get his hands on the Mendorran jewels.

When last seen a few months ago, Cain and Tina (Andrea Evans) -- who had spent months posing as the Crown Prince and Princess of Mendorra -- escaped the country after nearly being beheaded (don't ask). Cain, thinking he had the bling of all blings, the country's crown jewels, jumped out of the plane that allowed their escape. Little did he know they were fakes, replaced by Tina, who pocketed the real things for herself.

On a side note, how come it took people so long to expose Cain and Tina as frauds? Like, where's Andrew Morton or Kitty Kelley when you need them?