If you watch any week of "Y&R" you better watch next week because it is OFF THE CHAIN. Seriously, just when things couldn't get more insane in Genoa City, they do. Yes, that is actually possible.

OK, first -- after Phillip Chancellor III's body is exhumed (thanks to Nina -- how much are you loving her being the kick butt detective?), the end result is totally fishy. Which means Cane is forced to take another DNA test. You'd think Cane would be swimming up a creek without a paddle -- and he kind of is -- but he readily agrees to take the test. His way of handling the situation will surprise you (because, y'know, he's really not Jill's son ... that boy is alive and well and calling himself Cane's Uncle Langley. And amidst all of this comes a whopper of a revelation about Cane's past.

Over at the Newman ranch, evil Adam -- when he's not injecting Botox in his eyes or making lovey times with lady lawyer Heather -- manages to divert Victor's suspicion of Ashley's gaslighting off him and back onto Estella. So much so that poor Estella is arrested! But her nephew, lawyer extraordinaire Rafe, is on the case and may just discover Adam's big secret. To maintain his innocence you are not going to believe what Adam does. Seriously -- we think this is a daytime first! To top it all off, Adam learns that injecting all that Botox into his eyes may make him permanently blind. Really -- is he surprised? That's like brushing your teeth with Comet and thinking it's normal and healthy.

Jana -- arrested along with Daniel for that whole fake art/murder-in-the-alley mess -- finds herself in quite a pickle at her bail hearing. Which means things don't go well at all. Considering the woman has killed before, we're not surprised.

Noah causes a major headache for Nick and Sharon after he gets some very interesting info from Rafe (on a break from detecting). As if dealing with a pissed off teenager wasn't enough, Sharon gets her paternity results! Will the baby be Nick's, Billy's, or Jack's? Take your guesses below.

All this, PLUS: Over on the crazy train, Mary Jane talks to her stuffed cat and does something so despicable -- but deliciously insane -- that we've dubbed her SOAPnet.com's new poster girl. We so cannot wait for Phyllis to get wind of this one, because then it will be ON.

Who do you think Sharon's baby's father will be?

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