Once everyone's RSVP'd (and they will, because what we say goes) -- it's time to plan the big event. How about a fully catered black tie affair at the DiMera mansion? That way no one will get stuck in the kitchen and, let's face it, no one's ever had a boring meal at that joint.

Next up, the seating chart. We want to keep the dinner conversation lively, so why not match up some mortal enemies? Like Stefano should sit next to Marlena. And Melanie next to Chelsea. And Kayla next to Kim, just in case they never really got to the bottom of Kayla taking up with her sister's husband way back when.

Speaking of disastrous affairs, why not put all the old exes next to each other? Sami and Austin. Carrie and Lucas. Nicole and Victor. We could set a whole separate table for John and Bo's lovely ladies, like Billie and Carly and Kristen and Diana. OMG, and how cool would it be if Isabella somehow turned up alive in the middle of dessert? We're starting to think they should really do this on the show ...

There'd have to be some organized entertainment after the meal, so maybe Alice could tell some stories, Chloe could sing, and Marlena could do that cool trick where she levitates off the bed with those glowing green eyes ...