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Are you out of work and looking for employment leads? Or are you just tired of your current job and want to switch careers? Being a dental assistant, paralegal, or gun repair specialist are so Sally Struthers and yesterday's news.

SOAPnet.com recommends you flip through the following slideshows to see if your next career could be one of these white collar ones:

Hot Lady Lawyer

Hot Lady Doctor

For the technologically attuned perhaps ... Hot Lady Robot?

Those too dull-sounding? Do you like the flash of Vegas and the pizzazz of Playboy? How about throwing your bra in the ring as a Sexy Stripper?

Too scandalous? Try becoming a slap happy Sexy Slapper.

Are these all too above-board for you? Looking for something a bit more DANGEROUS, with higher profit margins? Then you might be interested in the always popular fields murder and crime. Gals, you might be interested in the opportunities presented by becoming a Murderess -- or gents might be inclined to become a Con Artist.

Do you think you have what it takes to save Wall Street? If you've got Executive Realness, click here.

These are just a few of the jobs that never go out of style. We here at SOAPnet think you could find the satisfaction of a job well done in any of these exciting fields. Or perhaps strike out on your own and try BLACKMAIL. That always seems to end well.

Happy Tax Day, y'all, and good luck on the job market!