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On last night's "Dancing with the Stars," Susan Lucci brought it. Seriously. Did you see her dance the tango? She totally had that "Don't screw with me" face on the entire time. Exactly what the dance called for! She brought what RuPaul once called "Conflamma" to the performance; honestly, we have no idea what that means, but we've always pictured it to be the best word to describe women that can storm into boardrooms with clutch purses and fire people on the spot in a really glamorous way.

In other words, she channeled Erica Kane. Which was what the judges wanted her to do! Carrie Ann gave Susan big props, citing that Susan took their biggest note last week -- that Susan seemed timid -- and attacked the dance with full force. Bruno called her a "tough broad."

We did sort of expect her to bust out singing "La Isla Bonita" in that outfit, though. Didn't La Lucci look a bit like Madonna did in that video? The performance would only have gotten better had there been a live bull involved ...