Danielle Staub seems to want to be the Nene/Ramona/Vicki polarizing drama queen of the group ("You'll either love me or hate me," she promises), and she boasts about being one of the first female American Express Black card members (credit card pride? Drink that veggie juice up!).

Dina and Caroline Manzo are sisters who are married to brothers (we're not sure if that's a Jersey thing specifically, but we'd like to drink to that regardless), and their brother, Chris, is Jacqueline's husband. Drink for having a sister-in-law in Jersey who knows a guy!

"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" premieres May 12th, right after the "Real Housewives of New York City" finale.

What do you think of the new ladies, sight unseen?

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