First, they blew out the real estate market in Orange County. Then they redefined the Hamptons (not to mention French royalty) in New York City. And it all reached new heights in Atlanta. But now Bravo's "Real Housewives" series taking things to the most glamorous locale yet: New Jersey!

The new cast of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" has been announced, and they couldn't be more Jersey if you doused them in Aqua Net and took them down the shore. We're so excited, we wanted to take a drink (of delicious vegetable juice, of course -- GARDEN state!) every time the new housewives fit a Jersey stereotype. Are you ready?

Jacqueline Laurita is a former cosmetologist (drink!), now a stay-at-home mom on her second marriage. Teresa Giudice is a mother of three whose husband owns a construction company (drink!), and they have a beach house on the Jersey Shore (duh, drink!).