Thanksgiving is one of those holidays that can end up like a train wreck if you're not careful. A little too much wine and suddenly you're calling your cousin fat and your uncle gay. Or is that just us?
We jest, of course, because we love our families, but they ARE crazy and sometimes we just can't help it when drama just boils up like bubbles in gravy. And our families aren't even as bonkers and twisted as the Buchanans, Lords, Mannings, and others that populate Llanview. And, fortunately, very few of our siblings or cousins have ever married one of our arch nemeses or plotted to murder one of our parents. Not always the case in Llanview.
Here are a few things we'd love to see this Thanksgiving on "One Life to Live":
-Turkeys and dinner rolls used as weapons in a knock down, drag out fight between John McBain and Todd Manning while Blair and Marty stuff stuffing in each others' faces.
-Victor Lord to rise from the dead in that mausoleum in Llanfair's backyard and feast on Marcie's brains for supper.