We love a wedding -- and since we've been gearing up for two this week on "One Life to Live," we've been very happy campers. There's been a lot of jazzy stuff going on in Llanview, not to mention that we got a dose of gorgeous, sumptuous jailbird Lindsay Rappaport. How's she keep her hair so blond in jail? We don't know -- but we want her secret! And how long have you guys been waiting for Nora and Bo to finally smooch again? Too bad it came on her wedding night to his brother. C'est la vie ...

So, anyhow, on to the roundup!

Funniest Moments: A two-fer this week. First was Dorian's banter with Todd in the foyer of La Boulaie. Todd tells Dorian, "Blair's last words to me were, 'If you bring that tramp into this house, you're a dead man.'" To which Dorian serenely replied, "Another reason to hope that Tea moves in." LOL.

And we thought the little bit between Noelle and Viki on Thursday was fun, when Viki began showing off pictures of her former (six!) husbands. When she showed us Clint's picture, it was a shot of Clint Richie (the original actor), not the current Jerry verDorn. Noelle even asked why he looked so different and Viki just wrote it off to the march of time. Ha!

WTH? Moment: Far be it from us to EVER complain about a Lindsay Rappaport return engagement. But why on Earth did Bo choose his former fiancee to confess his romantic tumult to? That just seems tacky. If we're ever in the pokey and one of our exes drops by to discuss his/her relationship problems, we'll stab him/her with shank! Oh yes, we would.

Side note: Where are Joey and Kevin Buchanan? What -- they couldn't fly back for a wedding that involved BOTH of their parents marrying other people? Seems shady, even if it IS your mom's ninth wedding. It's not THAT expensive to fly across the pond, boys.