"One Life to Live": Week in Review for July 27, 2009

I'm a celebrity, get me outta here!We love a wedding -- and since we've been gearing up for two this week on "One Life to Live," we've been very happy campers. There's been a lot of jazzy stuff going on in Llanview, not to mention that we got a dose of gorgeous, sumptuous jailbird Lindsay Rappaport. How's she keep her hair so blond in jail? We don't know -- but we want her secret! And how long have you guys been waiting for Nora and Bo to finally smooch again? Too bad it came on her wedding night to his brother. C'est la vie ...

 

So, anyhow, on to the roundup!

 

Funniest Moments: A two-fer this week. First was Dorian's banter with Todd in the foyer of La Boulaie. Todd tells Dorian, "Blair's last words to me were, 'If you bring that tramp into this house, you're a dead man.'" To which Dorian serenely replied, "Another reason to hope that Tea moves in." LOL.

 

And we thought the little bit between Noelle and Viki on Thursday was fun, when Viki began showing off pictures of her former (six!) husbands. When she showed us Clint's picture, it was a shot of Clint Richie (the original actor), not the current Jerry verDorn. Noelle even asked why he looked so different and Viki just wrote it off to the march of time. Ha!

 

WTH? Moment: Far be it from us to EVER complain about a Lindsay Rappaport return engagement. But why on Earth did Bo choose his former fiancee to confess his romantic tumult to? That just seems tacky. If we're ever in the pokey and one of our exes drops by to discuss his/her relationship problems, we'll stab him/her with shank! Oh yes, we would.

 

Side note: Where are Joey and Kevin Buchanan? What -- they couldn't fly back for a wedding that involved BOTH of their parents marrying other people? Seems shady, even if it IS your mom's ninth wedding. It's not THAT expensive to fly across the pond, boys.

 

Comments (11)

Sun, Aug 02 - 11:02 am

cudoes to the gay cop being the father of stacys baby and she should be put shomewhere so she cant get out ever!

Sun, Aug 02 - 11:01 am

cudoes to the gay cop being the father of stacys baby and she should be put shomewhere so she cant get out ever!

Sat, Aug 01 - 9:04 pm

ok matheww should have the surgury i think... but he shouldent have treated his parents like he did... stacey does get on my nerves but sometimes i like her it shows action i think stacey should be with skyler and rex should be with stacie i dont know why i just do... i know it sounds crazy but i like stacey.. i want bo and nora to be together... i want chaley and viki to stey togerther and i want dorian and clint together... i like tea and i want her with todd.... i do not want blair with todd at all! YEA they made a good couple but i just like tea with todd... idk who should be with blair yet... but that man will come along... i do not like mathewws friend shons sister she is so ugly and fatt and has no persinalty why couldent he be with someone preety?? i wonder who jessica `s misstry person is it might be nash idk i cant wait till monday or when ever i find out ! but i like broady with jessica!!!!

Sat, Aug 01 - 8:56 pm

i agree!~!

Sat, Aug 01 - 8:56 pm

I TOTATLY AGREE...... if i was mathewws mom or dad i would wear him out! i agreee with all that lol...

Sat, Aug 01 - 8:53 pm

his father is alive it showed him.... duh! and there is nothing for rex and gigi to do stacey is PREGNET!~!!!!!!!!**

Sat, Aug 01 - 6:25 pm

I think stacy is not right in the head so she sould go away and if I was Rex and Gigi i will find out what stacy is up to again and don't trust her she isn't right at all she is not a nice person and i hope Rex dad come back to life i want to now how hes father is

Sat, Aug 01 - 6:09 pm

I think Stacy's baby is Skylar's or someone elses but not Rex. Rex should tell her either he wants nothing to do with her and the baby or Rex and Gigi raise the baby while Stacy either goes to prison or Ste. Anne's, should be though a high security place where she can't get out till time served.

I would like to see Matthew out of the wheelchair but his tatics are not right. Blackmailing his parents to sign and some of the other tricks he has pulled.

Sat, Aug 01 - 11:14 am

Rex and Gigi needs to put Stacy in the CRAZY HOUSE were she's belong. and the baby it's not Rex. The baby belong to the gay's cop.

Sat, Aug 01 - 6:02 am

Rex your stupid? Learn to keep you pants zipped up. For a PI you are STUPID!! Grow up111

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