Funniest Moment: Cristian and his Big Gay Book. It was a big first day for Saundra Santiago (who we instantly recognized from "Damages" and "The Sopranos") as the new Carlotta Vega. Viki and Charlie named the Buenos Dias their unofficial official campaign headquarters, she had to drop about seven hundred VERY unsubtle hints about how that nice Officer Fish should find a nice GIRL, and she even had to put up with her old pal Dorian for a moment. But best of all was when Layla and Cris were debating which one of them should give Fish the "How to Come Out to Your Parents" book. Cristian's panicked reaction was funny enough, but it was a hundred times funnier when it came on the heels of Carlotta's excited cry of "Who wants flan??" Delicious custard AND scandalous book covers? It's all happening at the Buenos Dias, people.

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