You guys, this week on "One Life to Live" wore us out. Particularly that one-two punch on Friday's show. Fish finally comes out of the closet! Ross Rayburn is Tea's HUSBAND! Go ahead, have a seat; get some air; and then read all about the most memorable moments of the week.
Funniest Moment: Look, we are no fans of Mayor Lowell, for many obvious reasons. But we do get a kick out of watching Dorian at work. So watching her manipulate Starr into posing for that photo op with His Honor was fun. But after Starr's (justifiably) angry reaction to being made into unwitting agitprop for a man who she would "never, ever vote for," Dorian's response was killer: "It's a good thing you're too young to vote!" That was heaven.
Runner-Up: Tea's angry phone call with Elijah was funny just for seeing Todd react to the half of it he got to hear (that would be Tea's angry half). But when Elijah promised she would be rocked by the revelations he had up his sleeve, Tea snapped: "No one's gonna rock a damn thing." Oh, Tea, you know that's a lie. Because come Monday morning, you are gonna rock a power suit like nobody's business.
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