Funniest Moment: Dorian's apoplectic reaction to finding out Blair slept with Todd again was brilliant enough. But when she started giving Blair tips for what to do the next time she got a craving for some Manning ... and ended up suggesting Blair keep a rubber band around her wrist and snap it as needed, we could no longer contain ourselves. Because a) we're pretty sure the "snap a rubber band" advice had been offered by our grandmother back in the day, but also b) we immediately got a mental image of Blair furiously snapping rubber bands every time Todd crosses her path. She'd be the Rain Man of sexual frustration!

WTH? Moment: You guys, we don't know much about biology. Or blood. Or how to best care for pouches of blood that you've got hanging around. But we kind of had the idea that the best place to keep your pouch of blackmail blood is not the coat check room. STACY.

Best Moment: The fight between Matthew, Bo, and Nora over Matthew's surgery. Not only was it really well acted by all three parties, but dang if it just didn't feel so real. Both parties' POVs make sense -- Matthew wants to walk again, no matter the risk, which is just what freaks his parents out. Our favorite moment came when Nora told Matthew that people who have it worse off than him (or when she was in her coma) lead productive lives. Matthew FLIPPED OUT. How many times did your parents bring up how much worse someone (or they) have/had it in an attempt to make you feel better (or shut you up)? All it does is piss you off ... as it did Matthew.