It was a bit of a short week in Llanview, what with only four episodes and all, but there was still plenty to amuse and intrigue us. So before we fire up the big SOAPnet grill for hot dogs and burgers, let's review some of the highlights this week, shall we?
Funniest Moment: This one was sort of funny/creepy: Blair is telling Cristian that Layla might have feelings for him. But Cristian brushes that aside and reminds Blair that he used to be romantically involved with Evangeline, Layla's sister. Blair's blithe, soothing response was "Evangeline's in a coma, Cristian," as if that totally made everything OK. Um, what?? Blair's sense of dating ethics is hilarious.
WTH? Moment: For us, this was any person who met news that Cole and Starr were planning to have a quickie wedding with anything less than incredulity. The primary offender was Schuyler, who gave his heartfelt congratulations to the underage couple upon hearing the unsettling news. Isn't this the very teacher who lost his job because Starr threw herself at him in a completely inappropriate way? And isn't he also occasionally Cole's drug counselor? The answer to both questions is "Yes." That makes it even more bizarre that he's so overjoyed at the impending nuptials. Schuyler's getting weirder and weirder of late. Anyone else noticing that?
Best Moment: Blair's gorgeous torch song serenade of the town -- the lady sings the blues! We've made it plain that we adore the musical montages on this show. We've also been vocal fans of Blair Cramer. It was a haunting, twang-y melody that's still playing in our heads and it played over the post-coital bliss of several Llanview couples. Magical!