Quite a week, huh, kids? We're still reeling from all the drama and shock of yesterday that came from the Farrah and Michael news, but nonetheless we're going to do our best to review the week in Llanview with the accuracy and insight you have become accustomed to.

Funniest Moment: "No offense, but I've been dealing with Todd since Clinton was in office -- Bill Clinton," Tea told Shaun after he warned her about the Talented Mr. Manning. Tea always knows how to put a man in his place.

WTH? Moment: Another scene between Shaun and Tea had him extolling all the virtues of Blair Cramer McBain and how she and Todd were meant to be. Shaun also called Blair a "stone cold fox." Now, that's true -- but why on earth was he telling Tea this? First of all, the hired help should just keep quiet about such things in general. And shouldn't Shaun be

perceptive enough to figure out that there is something going on between his employer and his new charge? If Shaun's not careful, he's going to have his head bitten off by the black widow that is Ms. Delgado.

Best Moments: No question about it -- the steam room scenes between Brody and Rex on Wednesday's episode. We'd been looking forward to them for awhile and those scenes did not disappoint. In fact, our inbox was flooded with emails around 2PM that day with "OLTL" watchers writing to say "OMG -- are you SEEING this?" We can't even decide which hottie is hotter. If pressed, we might have to go with Brody, but that could all change at a moment's notice. Steamy doesn't even begin to cover it. May we suggest to the powers that be that Rex and Brody spend more time unwinding together at the gym?

Performer of the Week: Mark Lawson and JP Lavoisier for their exceptional bare-chested work in towels in the steam room. And ol' JP got lots of opportunities to show his acting mettle this week as his Stacy/Gigi/Shane storyline was firing on all thrusters.

Why We Love "One Life to Live" This Week: Becca and Justin at the Country Club was a delight. Why are we so obsessed with these two mean kids? Frankly, we have no idea -- but their allure and sparkling chemistry have us hoping they'll continue to harass poor Matthew and Destiny all the way through high school. Besides, Matthew can take it.

What did you enjoy this week?