Best Moment: We're giving this to the surreal recital on Wednesday's episode starring Destiny in the choir, Matthew on piano, and ... Shane on drums? Since when is he a percussionist? Did we miss this somehow? The recital was even made into a musical montage, one of our favorite things about living in Llanview.

Performers of the Week: Austin Williams and Eddie Alderson as Shane Morasco and Matthew Buchanan. Really because the recital reminded us of our favorite TV teen band from "Kids Incorporated". So we had to thank them for those awesome memories.

Why We Love "One Life to Live" This Week: Dorian Lord! We picked Robin as our "Performer of the Week" last time, so we didn't want to double up, but she continued to rock through Llanview like a bad news baroness. Not only did she get tossed in the pool by Langston, but then she suffered from a hangover to end all hangovers (champagne is the WORST the next morning) and made everybody as miserable as she was. Oh, Dorian, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways ...

Enjoy your summer weekend, "One Lifers" and we'll see you back here Monday!