The baby is back! The baby is back! All is right with the world! Okay, Marcie has the baby right now but from the looks of things, that will all change fairly quickly now that Marcie's shown up on the doorstep of La Boulaie to see Starr. We're not making any promises -- we just have a hunch about Monday's upcoming conversation. We can now begin to emotionally move on. In that spirit, let's head to the roundup!
Funniest Moment: Dorian freaking out after Ray told her he was catching the next plane back to South America. We love it when she gets angry and love it even more when Dorian shows how angry she is by overturning furniture like a Glamorous Lady of Wrestling. (PS -- We'd love to see a G.L.O.W. cage match between Dorian and Jackie Stallone.)
WTH? Moment: Since when is Renee dating the sommelier at the Palace? And why is he taking her to dinner on a Saturday night at his very restaurant? And why isn't he working that night -- Saturday would seem to be a big wine sales day to us. And what's with Renee and double weddings?
Performer of the Week: La Strasser!!! Robin Strasser tore it UP this week. We've already mentioned her overturning furniture, but this week she got to scream and yell and be a bitch to everyone -- a.k.a. Dorian at her finest. She was absolutely sensational, especially when she tore into that champagne bottle like a rabid dog in the desert. And we loved her look on Friday's episode in that matching skirt and jacket with the cream-and-blush floral pattern with the big fall in her hair. And we think it's nice that she's throwing a party for Markko. Dorian = class act.