Oh, Jared. We don't want to believe you're somehow mixed up in this whole "Jessica's stalker" business. But you're just making yourself seem so guilty! And we're not the only ones that notice -- John is on the case as well. As if the mysterious phone calls Jared was making weren't enough, this week a pretty significant piece of information comes out. How are you going to explain this one, Jared?
The brain trust that is the Kim/Stacy duo decides the quickest way to split Rex and Gigi is jealousy. So they target Schuyler to make Gigi burn bright with the green flame of envy. Kim asks Schuyler out on a date, and their plan works. Gigi absolutely forbids it. But doth she protest too much?
All this, PLUS: Cristian and Oliver encourage each other to go after what they want; Markko and Langston get romantic' and Dorian comes up with, quite possibly, the most bizarre idea ever to beat Viki in the mayoral election.