A wrench gets thrown into the middle of Starr and Cole's wedding this week when a surprise objection rises from the peanut gallery. And by "surprise," we mean it's not Todd, Blair, Marty, or even Tea (whom, by the way, Blair is anything but pleased to see show up at the ceremony as Todd's date). Cole wants to press forward and tie the knot despite the startling interruption, but will Starr? She's only 17, after all.
It's all wine and roses for Rex and Gigi now that they're back together. Except, y'know, this is Llanview. Rex still hasn't come clean about sleeping with Gigi's sister Stacy, even as he's back to bedding Morasco Sister No. 1. One big problem on his horizon is that Schuyler is aching to tell Gigi (whom he's got more than just a crush on, wouldn't you say?) the truth. But it's evil stripper Stacy that spills the beans to Gigi about her one night in heaven with Rex.
And then there's that perplexing bag of blood floating around town (which can prove Stacy's guilt), which the newly-reunited Balsom-Morasco family must work together to get back from the evil interlopers (OK, Stacy) for Shane. But after Gigi hears about Rex's tryst with her sister and confronts him on it, will the family be split before it really got back together?