Stacy Morasco is a desperate woman. Rex and Gigi don't know yet that she miscarried Rex's baby ... and if she has any chance of getting Rex back -- especially now that Rex and Gigi has resolved to stay together forever -- she's gotta act fast! Her stripper friend Kim comes up with the most logical solution: get pregnant by someone else and pass the baby off as Rex's. (Duh! Why didn't we think of that?!)
So who's the lucky sperm donor? Stacy doesn't have much luck with her first two choices: Kyle and Fish. They've got their own problems to deal with -- what with Fish clinging to a heterosexual identity that's a total lie. But he may not be able to hold onto it for too long when he sees Kyle buddy-ing up with another guy.
So what's Stacy to do? Target Schuyler -- who is still pining over Gigi, of course. And if he's not ready and willing ... Stacy will pull out all the stops to make sure he's at least very, very able.