Ooooh, stuff is going DOWN in Llanview. First, Cole's study partner Hannah ends up crying on his shoulder once again. Except she does so half-naked. And wouldn't you know it, Todd happens to walk in and see this. Assuming that Cole's cheating on Starr, World War III breaks out between Cole and Todd. Poor Starr might have to choose again -- her father or her boyfriend?
Meanwhile, Marty overhears Natalie talking about how she and John would totally be the Jolie supercouple we all know (and many love) if Marty hadn't gotten pregnant. This REALLY ticks Marty off. Like, nuclear-meltdown angry. It's a no-holds-barred battle between the two. But when Marty is pushed down the stairs, was it Natalie who shoved her?