Todd's on such a rampage over Danielle and Nate that Tea needs to take drastic action. Sometimes, marriage means knocking your husband unconscious for his own good. Todd's problems are just beginning, though. Tomas is staying in Llanview, which isn't quite what Todd wants. (What Todd does want: for Tomas to be deported.) Todd dislikes Tomas so much, in fact that he goes to John McBain -- JOHN McBAIN! -- and asks him to do some investigating. But before that can happen, Todd (and John) get caught in the middle of a gun fight. So who’s trying to kill Todd?

Elsewhere, Tess continues to wreak havoc -- most terribly, this week, by taking Jessica's baby! Clearly, she needs to be stopped, and it's Ford who actually has a plan to do just that. He's the only one with the power to have Tess committed ... and he's thinking about doing just that.

Natalie, when she's not having her baby stolen by her twin sister's trampy alternate personality, also keeps running into John and Kelly in various compromising positions. Don't expect that to change this week, so more fireworks between Natalie and John and Natalie and Kelly. Also, speaking of Natalie and John, why does it seem like Marty knows more than she's letting on about the baby?

Rex manages to catch up with Bo in Morocco, and they both end up searching for David. ...Only David's gone! Look for the return of Alex Olanov to play a part in this week's Vickers adventures.

PLUS: Nora and Joey look for evidence that Clint killed Eddie Ford, while Aubrey has her own reasons for snooping into Clint's private affairs.

How about a look ahead at what One Life to Live has in store for March? Get ready for ...

*The custody battle over Ryder really heats up, and Tess hooks up with another guy in Llanview.

*Charlie and Echo's affair gets discovered.

*Blair's suspicions about Tomas begin to grow -- how much does she know about this guy? And how much has she yet to find out?

*Kourtney Kardashian makes her Llanview debuts! And expect more Dancing with the Stars contestant Wendy Williams!

*A girl from James's past shows up to throw a wrench into his and Starr's relationship.

*And the truth about what happened to Eddie Ford that night in the motel room is finally revealed.

What do you think about the events to come this week? What would you like to see? Sound off below!