It's Divorce, Llanview Style, for the billionth time for Blair this week when she and John finally dissolve their union. But she's already moved on, and has her jealous, lying eyes set on five-time ex Todd again. Dorian is not at all pleased by this, so she goes about setting up an intolerable situation that is sure to drive a wedge between the two. What could possibly be big enough to do that? How about getting Todd to invite Tea to move into La Boulaie with them? Yes, it could be "Three's Company"-style wacky roommates, times a thousand -- but is Tea seriously insane enough to change her address to La Boulaie? We have a feeling she just might be.
All this, PLUS: Markko adapts to life at Llanfair; Layla thinks her new boyfriend Fish might be gay; and Kyle and Roxy drown their sorrows with booze in what could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.