As per usual in Llanview, just as some good news arrives (this time in the form of Hope being returned to Starr by Marcie), it is undoubtedly accompanied by bad news. So, like we said -- Starr gets baby Hope back for good, and she and Cole are set to become just the bestest teen parents you ever did see. Except for the fact that Cole winds up in the slammer because he's been caught with more prescription meds. But he swears he was just getting rid of them! OK, Cole, we believe you -- and so does the hard-hearted queen of prosecutors, Nora Hanen -- but the judge doesn't. Hence, Cole ends up staring down a five-year sentence for violating his parole. This is going to throw a real kink in those first birthday party plans for Hope ... so, Cole's solution is to propose to Starr!

Big news on the Rex and Gigi front: Gigi gets concrete proof that Stacy lied about being Shane's bone marrow donor. This was the whole reason that Gigi was forced to break up with Rex in the first place (or else Stacy wouldn't donate "her" marrow), so this clears the path for Gigi to tell Rex EVERYTHING -- particularly about what a lying witch her sister is. But Gigi better hurry, because Rex and Stacy are getting ... close.

We love attending parties that get out of control -- and Langston hosts a rager at La Boulaie in honor of her valedictorian boyfriend Markko. Everyone who's anyone is there -- including Markko's conservative parents, who already aren't too thrilled with Langston's free-spirited ways. And they get even more upset when Dorian decides to down about half the champagne in France, gets totally out-of-control drunk, and threatens to ruin the party. Langston's solution? Push her mother in the pool!