Wowza. A lot went down this week, especially these last couple episodes. Long held secrets were revealed (not always to the right people), Cristian quickly got over Sarah and bedded Vanessa, Marty began reverting to her wild child party persona, Cole started popping pills, Nora found a joint in Matthew's bag, Dorian got denied by David Vickers, Tea whispered and manipulated Lola and Langston, Viki confronted Todd about his suicide, Todd spoke to Starr for the first time in a long while, and Bess finally revealed the truth about what happened with Starr's baby. Whew! A lot of serious, serious drama. And a lot of brilliantly ridiculous drama, too, frankly.
Here were the highlights for us:
Funniest Moment: During the classroom scenes between Schuyler Joplin and Starr Manning, Starr delivered a real howler of a line. It went something like, "I'm sorry I didn't do my homework, but I was visiting my baby's grave." We tried this excuse with our boss when we rolled in for work around noon today. But sadly he didn't buy it. Guess he has a heart of stone since Schuyler Joplin was much more sympathetic when he was like "Homework? What homework? Let's talk about us."