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Bree Williamson as Bess, one of Jessica's alters, on "One Life to Live."

Oh what a week it was on "One Life to Live." Here at Soapnet HQ, we've been up to our eyeballs in sweeps drama drama drama! Now let's get to the round-up and see what we've picked as the best, brightest and strangest moments in the lives of the fair residents of Llanview.

Funniest Moment: "La Cage aux Jess" in all its myriad wonders. Really, this was like 50 moments because every scene in Jessica's brain was too delish for words. Earlier this week we commented on how much we hated Jessica's hideous Rainbow Brite Fashion Bug bargain bin dress and we still can't get it out of our minds. It's BURNED into our retinas. Add that to the broken shards of glass hanging in the air like bizarro Chinese lanterns and the flat screen monitors that made the inside of her brain look like Mission Control at NASA and hilarity ensues. It was so outlandish, so completely nonsensical, that we bought it hook, line, and sinker. We'd like to see a spin-off like that gone-but-not-forgotten 90s sitcom classic "Herman's Head," but only starring Bree Williamson in a variety of roles.

WTH? Moment: This one goes to the perpetually befuddled and inept Llanview Police Department. We'll pin the moment on when John goes off-his-rocker for the umpteenth time, quits his job, and storms out of the building. It's then that everyone's like "No, John, don't go, you're the best cop ever." Huh? John is a horrible cop -- he holds grudges, has zero respect for the law, and gets himself arrested more often than he arrests actual criminals. Now that Antonio's been promoted maybe they'll get back to the business of actually solving murders or whatever it is they do when they're not romancing each other and flying off the handle.