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It was a pretty packed week here with lots of storylines coming to a head and lots of revelations. Here are a few of our favorite things:

WTH? Moment: Bess. Pretty much Bess as an entire concept sort of fits in this category, because she's just so strange no matter how slice it. But her extended one woman monologue, delivered first to a baby corpse, and then to baby Hope, stolen from Starr and Marcie, was just beyond. It went on and on and on as she explained her whole strategy in a bizarre soliloquy that we never fully bought. Also, how on Earth did she have a baby by herself in a remote cabin and then get up on her feet and drive back to Llanview, pull off a kidnapping, and then return to the cabin with absolutely no signs of wear or tear? Starr's been laid up for a two weeks now and she gave birth in a hospital! Maybe Bess is magic?

Funniest Moment: It wasn't exactly a zinger, but we laughed out loud when Jared told Natalie he couldn't believe someone like Tina was Viki's sister. Then Natalie pointed out, "She's not just Viki's sister, she's also Todd's." Oh THAT explains it.