Dorian doesn't want to be under Mitch's thumb forever -- she'll get run out of town, for one thing. But the solution she dreams up is pure Dorian insanity: she'll kill Mitch. Or, rather, she'll get someone else to do it (We mean, come on -- do you really think she'd go and risk messing up her wardrobe with murder?). And it's not some random hit man she's going to hire -- it's a Llanview resident.
That's not all that Mitch is up to, either. He's still very much interested in getting his cult-leader fingertips on Stacy's unborn baby. And he's being reeeeally obvious about it. Stacy is understandably creeped out, and Rex doesn't want to take any chances either -- so look for him to move in with Stacy. Which is weirdly in line with her long-term plans anyway, so she should send Mitch a fruit basket or something. Rex goes even further, though, and hires Oliver Fish to be Stacy's private security guard. Fish, remember, is the real father of Stacy's baby, not that anybody knows that. In fact, in the coming weeks, Kyle "discovers" that Schuyler is the father of Stacy's baby. There are some serious layers to Stacy's baby scheme, but Kyle could blow the lid off it all. Especially if he tells his BFF Roxy.
And then there's the plot against Jessica ...
The exciting news for 2010 are all the returns. Gina Tognoni as Kelly! She'll be followed by Melissa Fumero, Laura Bonarrigo and Dan Gauthier reprising their roles as Adriana, Cassie and Kevin, respectively. And Snoop Dogg is back on February 24th!
All this, PLUS: Blair gets a new bed buddy... and it's not Todd; Danielle and Matthew continue a slightly unique take on young love; and it looks like we may be entering into a love triangle between Marty, John, and Natalie! But you guys called that, for reals.
What are your 2010 predictions?