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Every week, there are stories so fab that even after they're cruelly rejected by our despotic editor, we must share them with you. Just offbeat or downright bizarre, they're the links you forward to your friends, the songs you hum in the car, the catchphrases you weave into your everyday slang and find yourself using long after you remember where they came from.

They are ...

1. The Week in Captions!

It's been a spooky style week for celebs in the Halloween spirit. Here's the best of what you had to say about it!

2. The Third Season of "30 Rock"

OMGOMGOMG. By the time you read this, the premiere of "30 Rock" will have already happened, and the world will have already become a better place. Because no one, not even feuding middle-eastern nations, can fight during those perfect 30 minutes of comedy. Sigh.

3. Models Inc.

With a "Melrose Place" rehash in the works, it's only fitting we talk about that show's spin-off, "Models, Inc." And by "we," I of course mean, "Jesse" -- and by "talk," I mean "write a brilliant treatise about its awesomeness." So without further adieu ...