Last we saw Luke and Helena on "General Hospital," they were engaging in their familiar banter, as they so often do. Of course, "familiar banter" for them generally involves threats of physical harm and/or psychological manipulation. Probably some light brainwashing. And, in fact, the last time we saw them, Helena was abducting Luke and dragging him off to ... somewhere. And island lair, no doubt.
ANYWAY, the point is that this was months ago, but come September, the two will be back on the scene in Port Charles! Yes, Anthony Geary and Constance Towers will both be back on September 30th as the characters we love (Luke) and love to hate but secretly kind of love (Helena).
Of course, our question is the obvious one: What exactly has been going on these last few months that kept them away? Click to the next page -- we've got a few ideas: