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Flowers and chocolates are turn-ons for some ladies. Kendall loves mourning.

On today's "All My Children," exes Kendall and Ryan travel to Connecticut to identify their best friend/ex-wife Greenlee's body. A positive ID is made, and Kendall and Ryan are hit with the reality that Greenlee is really gone -- so they hit something else ... The sheets! Those of you well-versed in "All My Children" lore know that this is par for the course with Kendall.

Back in 2007, Aidan and Kendall believed their respective love interests, Greenlee and Zach, were dead (in actuality, they were trapped in a bomb shelter). Depressed and ostensibly needing to feel a connection, the two knocked boots. They tried to keep it secret, but in this town that's about as easy as getting the Pope to serve kosher at your Bar Mitzvah. Anyway, Greenlee and Zach got pissy, but both theoretically forgave Aidan and Kendall -- although it was the beginning of the end for both relationships. While still angry at Kendall, Zach went off and donated his sperm to sister-in-law Bianca and didn't tell her. So there!