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First of all, whoever is running "Dancing with the Stars" knows how to arrange a starting lineup because he or she put Susan Lucci second to last on last night's season premiere of "Dancing with the Stars." Why? Because everyone and their sister, including us, would stick around until the very end to see her dance. Well, it worked.

Anyway, Lucci, wearing this little red dress raided from Erica Kane's days as a Vegas showgirl, did the Cha-Cha with her partner, Tony Dovolani. The judges were nice, but not mincing words. They basically told Susan she needs to be more of a slut! Well, Bruno did. Len said she was too rehearsed, and Carrie Ann told her she's hot, but she needs to pump some iron.

Susan took the criticism like a pro and even tried to slut it up with Bruno (he's gay, darling), all in good fun. She said she's going to try harder next time. She's so sweet!

Okay, now it's your turn. Since we all can't sit around the watercooler (or, as we'd prefer, Dunkin' Donuts), chime in and tell us what you thought of Susan, last night's broadcast, and everything else "Dancing with the Stars."