This week on "General Hospital," Michael continued to act out in defiance of Carly, Robin and Patrick auditioned for a show called "C.S.I. Sexy Shower Action," Diane ramped up the lawsuit against Matt and Patrick, and Claudia crossed yet another line when she put a hit out on Jason. We're going to spend the entire weekend fretting about whether Johnny is really willing to let Jason get killed right in front of him. In the meantime, check out our favorite moments of the week.

Funniest Moment: A tie this week: In one corner, we've got Jax and Carly's bathtub liason on Thursday. The soft lighting, the warm bath, the ROSE PETALS ... it was all very Jax, don't you think? And some days -- the days where Jax seems like he's just leapt out of the pages of a romance novel -- that kind of thing makes us laugh. Our co-funniest moment came from our old pal Max, who found himself in the most delightfully awkward position this week: smack in the middle of Alexis and Diane. When Diane let fly the accusation that Alexis and Max were fooling around behind her back, Max was aghast: "For shame, Diane," he said. FOR SHAME! For making us think about Grandpa Simpson in the middle of the day, Max gets a thumbs-up from us.

WTH? Moment: Oh, Elizabeth. Nikolas has already been reluctant to listen to your naggy -- yet ultimately on-the-money -- advice to be wary of Rebecca. He's CERTAINLY not going to hear a word you say if you insist on wearing distracting rainbow-striped tops like you were sporting this week. Rookie mistake!