"You're obvliously suffering from delusions of adequacy"

(On Krystle getting pregnant): "Don't be so proud of yourself, Krystle. Even worms can procreate."

(To Krystle, when they are trapped in a burning cabin): "This is all your fault! Every time you come into my life something terrible happens to me!"

"People buy and people sell and I am a master at both!"

and

(in response to Krystle' "What are you doing here?"): "I've been asking that same question about you Krystle, and I still haven't found an answer that satisfies me."