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The housewives might be hot, but their men are steamy.

"Desperate Housewives" gets most of its attention for the catfights between the women -- onscreen and off. But just because Teri, Eva, Nicolette, Marcia, and Felicity grab the headlines, it doesn't mean that we should ignore the various men in their lives. Over the last few seasons, the ladies of Wisteria Lane have collected quite a curio cabinet full of attractive, mysterious, oddball, and downright faint-worthy gents.

Look back on the men who came, saw, and never conquered the Desperate Housewives in our 101 Slideshow.