Things get wacky and weird in Salem this week (okay, when are they not?). First, news spreads that EJ has woken up. Sami nearly has a coronary that EJ will finger her for shooting him in the head (!), but go figure - EJ can't remember anything. A by product of this, however, is that he thinks he and Sami are still hitched. And dissuading him of that, as Lexie advises everyone, could stress him out so much he could hemorrhage and die. Not so fun for Sami - it means she has to keep up the ruse she actually likes the guy she pumped full of hot lead.
The kicker? EJ reveals to Stefano that he's faking. He remembers everything!
Kayla learns that her daughter, Stephanie, was somehow involved in messing up Chloe's paternity test results. Question is: Will she tell her old friend Daniel he may not be an expectant father?