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Who watched "Dancing with the Stars" last night? We, of course, were there to see our girl Susan Lucci! She did a good job last night with the rumba. The woman is flexible! Did you see her straighten out her legs while standing on one foot? That was some Karate Kid action there. But why was she dressed like the Childlike Empress from "The Neverending Story"? Whatever, who cares, she looked hot and got a 21. Basically, her biggest criticism was from Bruno, who told her she needs to be more of a slut again!

FYI, you can catch a video that Susan and her partner Tony shot of their rehearsal and getting stuck at the airport here.

Brooke Burke and Warren Sapp were the highest scorers last night. Brooke's been kicking butt pretty consistently. We want her to do a dance with her hubs, David Charvet. "Baywatch" reunion. Of course, everyone's eyes were on Cloris Leachman, who was sort of dressed like Frau Blucher Goes to Spain. Instead of fumbling around on stage and making us laugh, you could tell Cloris tried to play it straight. Well, she did get dragged around and thrown on the floor a lot. But she didn't even bribe the judges! Too bad she only got a 15.

What did you think of the performances on last night's "Dancing with the Stars"? Who should go home?