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If only Lily knew that Holden was actually alive ...

We were only privy to THREE days of "As The World Turns" last week, which means a full five hours of Oakdale fun is just what the doctor ordered! Let's see what our faves will be up to, shall we?

After weeks and weeks of toying with their feelings in the wake of Holden's "death," Lily and Damian finally "succumb to passion." Which, as we're sure you know, is a flowery euphemism for "have the big sex." (We personally prefer the term "horizontal mambo"; it's so rarely used these days.) We're pretty gosh-dang sure that Meg won't be too happy when she finds out about this ...

... And find out she does, considering Faith gets an eyeful of the pair in bed, having just completed the aforementioned flowery euphemism. Naturally, she goes straight to Meg with this info.

Meanwhile, poor actually-alive Holden has been stuck living with that maniac Eb for what seems like eternity now. People are moving on! See the above paragraphs?! He has to get out of there ... and it looks like he does -- or at least tries to. And Maeve comes along with him. But do they make it out of Eb's web (we love alliteration) alive?

All this, PLUS: The moment you've been maybe waiting for -- or dreading, because you know what kind of drama it'll cause -- has finally arrived ... Paul and Emily take the plunge. As in, they get married. Will all that baggage they're BOTH carrying around weigh down their wedded bliss? Oh, and Mason is kinda sorta maybe getting feelings for Noah. See there's this whole thing where his shirt comes off ... Well, you'll see.

What are you most looking forward to next week ... besides a full week of episodes?