Watch out, young professionals of Los Angeles. Amanda Woodward's coming to town to belittle you like the Alison Parkers you are.

Yes -- Heather Locklear has agreed to return to the apartment complex that made her famouser, Melrose Place. Entertainment Weekly reports that the 47-year-old actress will begin her stint on November 17th. How long will she stay? Like Sydney's murder, it's a mystery!

Heather will be in good company on the new Melrose. Original series cast members Thomas Calabro, Laura Leighton, Josie Bissett, and Daphne Zuniga have already signed on to reprise their roles.