There might not have been any horizontal tangoing going on this week in Pine Valley, but as All My Children waltzed into Week Two of the dance-a-thon, the drama (and cat-fighting!) was plentiful. In fact, is it possible for the "Why We Love AMC This Week," "WTH?," "Funniest," and "Best" moments to all be the exact same thing? Oh, it's not? OK, fine. But you have to admit, Erica flushing Annie in the Fusion toilet was quite priceless. The swirly aside, here is our take on everything that happened on and off of the ballroom ... er, Fusion office floor.
WTH? Moment: So let's get this straight: Annie's been successfully keeping the secret for months now that her daughter actually killed Stuart, so when she finally starts blabbing to Ryan, where does she decide to do it? A public dance marathon, of course. WTH?! Whether it's the truth or not, why on earth would you confide such a carefully guarded secret while you are doing the cha-cha in a room filled with dozens of people? Oh, and did we mention it was televised, so cameras and microphones were surely everywhere? And Annie wasn't the only one guilty of this. It seems everyone was discussing private matters on the dance floor: Zach, Jesse, Randi, Liza, Erica, Ryan ... no wonder secrets never stay secret for long in Pine Valley.
Runner-up: Jake tried to steal David's son ... again?! Will he ever learn? And while we're discussing Jake, was anyone else scared that adorable baby Trevor was going to topple right out of his arm? Hold on tight, that's precious cargo!