Oh, Emma -- why'd you have to go and open your big mouth? OK, yes, she's six and still thinks "el-em-en-oh-pee" is one letter, but still. When you talk in this town, ain't nothing but trouble that brews. Add that to all the babies and hat action this week, and it was a full five days in the Valley. Here are our highlights:

Funniest Moment: When Emma called Annie in Friday's episode and was about to tell her that she (Emma) said Kendall shot Stuart. As Annie asks, "What do you want to tell me?", Emma says, "Umm ... " And it's so clear they meant for Ryan to walk in on that moment. Except, Ryan walks in like a minute later. So Emma just sort of stops talking for no reason. It was so awkward and weird and bizarrely authentic for the nonsensical mind of a six-year-old.

WTH? Moment: Umm ... Annie. It's probably not smart to tell THE CHIEF OF POLICE that you're plotting to become the next Mrs. Adam Chandler. Again, this town is known for big mouths, especially those that are out to get you -- and kind of admitting that you're using Adam might not help . So, umm, shut up. Also, since when can Annie scale buildings?