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Ryan and Greenlee, before they time traveled from 10 am to late at night.

There's nothing like a lesbian wedding and a field trip to Connecticut to puree the glorious fruits of "All My Children" into a smoothie of nuttiness. Seriously, Thursday and Friday alone were worth the price of admission this week: Kendall told Reese off in an AWESOME toast, Erica surprised us with some crafty hangover cures, Annie hit people with shovels, Greenlee rode on a Harley in her wedding dress, and the lunar cycle seemed to plunge Connecticut into darkness at, like, 11am. Oh, and Dr. Sinclair tweaked over a broken cup but managed to wear a different pair of chandelier earrings every day. Here are our highlights:

Funniest Moment: Probably the image of Greenlee in her wedding dress (but with a leather jacket as an accessory), driving around in the dark. On her motorcycle. Who is she, Batgirl? Did she really need to talk to Zach that badly? She should work for the postal service. Nothing stops her.

WTH? Moment: We spend 40 minutes of Friday's show making a big deal of how everyone is waking up, having breakfast, etc. It's obviously a sunny day. Concurrent with all of this, Ryan tells wedding dress-clad Greenlee that he doesn't want to get married because of Reese and Zach. Again, this is all done with sunlight streaming brightly through the windows. Greenlee decides she needs to go find Zach, so she hops on her Harley and drives off ... INTO THE NIGHT. Huh? Was there a solar eclipse or something and we missed it?