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"All My Children" hit a milestone this past week with it's 10,000th episode, which meant that the usual wackiness in Pine Valley just had a little more shimmer to it. Here's our take on the past week:

WTH? Moment: We still can't get over this one. Annie and Aidan cook up a plot to fake Annie and little Emma's kidnapping, all in an effort to win Ryan and Greenlee back (respectively). So Annie drops clues that allow her to be traced to a lighthouse where the kidnappers have left her. Except said lighthouse is decorated like a Pottery Barn catalog. Because, you know, that's where kidnappers hide out. It gets better. Annie dressed UP to be rescued! She put on a designer blouse, some heels and cleaned herself up. Can we be kidnapped by people that supply us with Manolos?

Funniest Moment: To be honest, the above moment was also the funniest. But branching out, we've got to say the image of Amanda passed out at BJs (sorry, it's just a funny image) or Tad's response to Opal's announcement that she used Google: "Oh no, you taught her the computer?"