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From Pine Valley to Puerto Rico, those crazy kids of "All My Children" were at it again this week: getting drunk, being paralyzed, faking kidnappings, and tackling important issues like the war and Erica's lack of media attention. Here are our selections for the week's most notable moments:

Funniest Moment: Hands down, the exchange between Adam and Erica after she called a press conference to announce she would be running Fusion. Erica delivered the following completely straight-faced -- incredulous, with just a hint of confusion:

Erica: "Did you see those reporters? They hardly batted an eye when I announced my plans for a new cosmetics line."
Adam: "Erica, this town was ravaged by tornadoes. A change in management in a company that sells lip liner is hardly breaking news."
Erica: "Are you out of your mind? I'm Erica Kane. Everything I do is breaking news."

Like, it's just a statement coming from her. Viva La Kane! A close second place goes to Jake and Taylor watching telenovelas, and Jake making up his own English translation. You know you do the same when you see them on TV. OK, maybe you don't, but you know someone who does.