This month on "All My Children":

We love nutty Annie because she dresses cute and causes lots of (psycho) drama. This month, Annie's using her position as the latest Chandler couch-crasher to try to get off all her myriad criminal charges AND get Emma back. And what's the best way to do that? How about becoming the 13th Mrs. Adam Chandler (OK, it's 13 marriages ... Adam's only been married to nine women)? Annie is determined to have wedding bells in her future, and does just about everything except employ "The Secret" to get her way. And Adam's taking the bait! Thankfully, Erica and Ryan continue on the case.

Speaking of Erica and Ryan, this month they are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. And they're about as surprised by this turn of events as we are! But when Kendall comes over to Ryan's one day and sees her mother and her ex in a revealing position, no one's shocked when everything gets a billion times more complicated.

Speaking of Kendall, she's still knee deep in the Stuart murder. D.A. North is all over her and wants her in the slammer. Zach's working overtime to get the goods on North by cozying up to his wife, Madison, who is a little too fond of the craps table (and, alternatively, puts up with a lot of North's crap). Don't worry, though; there's no hanky panky. That's because Kendall and Zach's marriage of convenience gets infinitely more complicated, what with Ryan being totally done with Kendall (see Erica portion above) and Zach and Kendall doing all that kissing and stuff. Yes, the future is looking good for "Zendall"!