21. Make large amounts of cash working just a few hours a week.
22. Learn to accidentally kill a man with your bare hands.
23. Listen to a psychic when she grabs your hands, goes into a trance, and gives you a dire warning. The woman knows what she's talking about.
24. Don't be afraid to cry.
25. If someone you've always known, but never talked to a lot, starts interacting with you more, they are probably going to reveal a really big secret to you. And then die.
26. Be willing to risk it all for love.
27. Don't sleep with your ex-wife the night before your wedding. She WILL get pregnant, no matter how much protection you use.
28. Don't grow a mustache.
29. Don't move to Wisteria Lane. Not even for the free baked goods.
30. No matter how cute the new girl in town seems to be, she has a hidden past.
31. Good hair is more important than a solid resume.